(Dear with Dapper Hair and flannel shirt in the club) This room is full of people, like so many vibrating particles in a solid substance. Some betray their crystal lattice and I am the path of least resistance as they move through our room. Each transient goes through me, or through where I just was. And each of them seems to think they are they are the first to decide I would be easiest to push out of the way. Dancing that might be mostly about sex is actually mostly about manners for me. Oops I’m sorry I bumped into you in one of the ways we hadn’t intended. So my best dance move is the “hardly move” but when the two girls in front of me grind quite fiercely, they may bump into me, while I politely help them keep their feet. I love getting some action on the dance floor.
